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a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual:sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual:gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual:gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual:sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual:can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual:can only be satisfied by macklemore


turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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